We all march to our own drummer... Well my finally entered the 21st century and is a cold, shiny, metallic 808 drum machine. (If you don't know what and 808 is, slap yourself and google it. Kanye had an album called "808's and Heartbreaks" so you should have some familiarity with the term.)
About me... My name is Jason. I'm kind of a big deal.
Bur seriously, I'm a person who doesn't fit a single label. Just try, I'll somehow prove it to be wrong. I'll try anything once and enjoy life for every single one of its up and downs. Sometimes I'll be a bit vindictive but we all have our character flaws. I feel like an outsider a lot of times yet some times I will be the most outgoing person there can be. If you want to know anything about me, just ask. I try to be an open book. In no way shape or form do I try or even want to be politically correct. If something I say offends you, I'm more than willing to talk about it, but know that I am sick of having to constantly censor myself because I might be offending someone. It's life, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it. Always working to build a better man out of myself, suggestions always welcome.
There’s so much more to me
Happy pride everyone (or at least everyone here in Sacramento)! Hoping today will be kick ass!
Song of the day: I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross (What better song to celebrate pride than a song that talks about coming out. Sure it probably meant just coming out somewhere to an event or club but the chorus is just so fitting for gay pride!)
Those things don’t make me a slut
Wow it’s the 2 year anniversary of me being here! What a crazy trip it’s been too. Love y’all and can’t wait to see what the next year will bring me.
Song of the day: Hot Problems by Double Take (This is my theme song. People just don’t understand how hard it is for us hot people. We really are just like you except we’re hot.)
Send me something, no one ever does.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
Coming right down to the wire
So yesterday was so fucking long of day. First off, my friend Sarah and I were supposed to go to the aquatic center to make up our wakeboarding classes (since neither of us drives and we couldn’t make it during the semester) at 2. We got a text from the instructor when we were literally 5 minutes on light rail away saying we can’t get a boat until 5. So we then decided to go to the mall to kill the 3 hours. We finally got to the center at 5, had to wait another half hour since the people with the boat were late, then finally got in the truck to go for a half hour drive to the lake. Finally got out on the water at about 6 and learned how to wakeboard! Got up on the water with the pull cable and everything! Plus the weather and water were literally perfect for it. Well we called it a day at 8 then he gave us a ride to Sarah’s place which is right next to campus then Sarah’s roommate gave me a ride home. I then immediately passed out when I got home and slept the best I have in forever. And today I get to go back out on the water to do it all again (but this time at 1)! Turning out to be an awesome summer thus far.
Song of the day: Girl Gone Wild by Madonna (Just a great dance track. Plus it’s Madonna and she can pretty much do no wrong.)
Hugging and squeezing and kissing and pleasing
I need to post this earlier. I keep forgetting. I’m such a dumbass as times.
Song of the day: This Will Be (An Everlasting Love) by Natalie Cole (I’m watching some Lip Sync For Your Life’s and this one was seriously just so monumental. Everything is better on a Dida Ritz!)
Marching to my own 808's beat
